It's play to lose your shit. ;)
Focus on your own shit. sometimes it's surprisingly difficult.
Every second you spend doubting your worth, and every moment you use to criticize yourself, is a tragic loss – a fresh moment of your life thrown away.
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Except for me it's "I don't get drunk, I get happy."
"I use sarcasm and jokes to cover up the fact that I'm lonely and have bad anxiety about mostly everything."
Darwin's theory...those who misplace shit often times have it on them or
Yea I know how you feel, we all do. it's what you chose so be happy with Mrs. Saggy Wrinkles that hates you!
Back to being a cold mofo
Miserable bitches with low self esteem who try to make strong women miserable need to just go fuck themselves!
When you don't care, you really don't care. | "There's no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time."
Yes. Some days...some weeks, just this. | its beginning to look a lot like fuck this.
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It's okay to miss the asshole, before he became an asshole. Will probably feel this way when it goes down.
She remembered who she was, and the game changed. - Lalah Deliah ....quotes on #self #love
sarcastic quotes it's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.
Someone from Sydney, New South Wales, AU posted a whisper, which reads "Behind every bad bitch is a sweet girl who got tired of everyones bullshit"
In loving memory of when I gave a shit
What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.
Do No Harm but Take No Sh*T
Don't compare yourself to other mothers. We are all losing our shit.
Sometimes, you've just got to laugh. Haven't you?
You just get to a point of no return.
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I love to laugh, be humorous and silly. However, I rarely ever say the word "just kidding." I think We can still be silly without hurting someone.
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Ive taken peoples shit my whole life. If i cut you off, just remember
And I've been for a meal, so there's a shit tonne of it!
Over a lifetime, we will lose some two hundred thousand items apiece, plus money, relationships, elections, loved ones.
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I used to think I had some control over my life. Link just pull up
Only feelings I have are for MY husband and son! I have no feelings towards
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So True, and throws a fit and stirs the pot with everyone if she doesn't get it!
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This is my life. killed me when i read this. made me laugh literally out loud! my day today...ugh
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And I think that's the best piece of advice ever: Get help.
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People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.
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It's a master class in what not to say.
"Have hunger that's insatiable, always expanding."
LOL yeah, sometimes it's just not worth the fight. Plus you can laugh at them in your head XD
And I think that's the best piece of advice ever: Get help.
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Got any shreds of self-esteem I can destroy today “
When the customer isn't right – for your business
Who knew getting fucked over by men was written in the stars?
INTPs top the IQ charts. They're a machine for intellect problem solving, but their emotional intelligence is weaker and often a thorn in the side.
The walk back to your apartment is some Bataan-type shit. At the Plough and Stars, you collapse against a stop sign and call Elvis on your cell.
Pooping sometimes gives you the chills
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"Success is how much uncertainty you can deal with."
Wouldn't THAT be nice. Good thing I've cut every drama infested person out of my life. 👌🏼 Problem, for me, solved.
You don't peek at your poop
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"Your worst day can be your best day"
"The beef was weak? YOU'RE WEAK! Nice kid? I don't give a shit. You wanna live here? Cook!"
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Surrounded in layer after layer of "it's not that bad," and "I
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